KIL Kenny has tried her hand at everything from grocery clerk to corporate vice president -- not always in the trajectory one might expect -- and along the way has developed a stash of exceedingly various (and exceedingly superficial) knowledge wherewith to torment hapless authors. She indulges her most sadistic side by teaching English composition, and in mellower moods kicks back with salaryman yaoi. Her hairdresser calls her a people person, which just goes to show that "only her hairdresser knows for sure" is a load of bunkum. She lives in New York, but left half of her heart in Baltimore. Go Ravens!