About Dildos, Floggers and Nipple Clamps, Oh My

by Vic Winter
15 pages / 3100 words
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Suddenly getting into a fit of giggles at the adult toy shop, Jamie and Derek randomly toss a bunch of items into their cart and go through the cash without paying much attention to anything more than getting out of there without entirely embarrassing themselves. As a result, when they get home, they've got a bag full of goodies to discover. What happens when they find a pair of nipple clamps that turns their fit of giggles into moans of delight?

Originally published in Toy Box: Nipple Clamps.

Sample

Derek pointed and giggled; Jamie followed Derek’s finger to the shelf that had his best friend ever red-faced and chortling.

“Oh. My. God.”

It was the biggest dildo he’d ever seen. Not that Jamie was an expert or anything, but he was pretty sure most dildos weren’t a foot and a half long and six inches across. “It’s just for show.”

“You think?”

They approached it cautiously, together, and Derek looked around to make sure no one was watching before reaching out and poking the huge erection. The touch made it jiggle a little bit, and then topple over. It landed with a bit of a crash, knocking over a display of penis key rings and pens.

“Shit!”

He and Derek crouched down, hurrying to pick up all the key rings and pens, throwing them into a nearly-empty basket of flavored lube on the bottom row of the display. They were almost done when the biggest dildo in the world rolled off the shelf above them and landed on Jamie’s head.

Ow.

That fucker was heavy.

And one hundred and forty-nine dollars. Not only was it not fake, it was for sale.

“Ouch,” said Derek, looking at the price.

“Yeah, in more ways than one.” Jamie rubbed his head, while Derek rubbed at his own ass, making a face.

“Put it back before someone comes up this aisle and sees.” God, he knew it probably made them immature or something, coming into the sex shop and giggling like they were a pair of teenagers. But truth be told, he’d never been in a sex shop before and all of Derek’s experience involved his credit card and the internet.

If it wasn’t well over a hundred dollars, Jamie might actually have bought the humongous dildo, just for fun. Because it was fun. It felt hard but jiggly in his hands as he picked it up and tried to get it to stand up the way they’d found it. In order to do so, he had to get both hands around it and kind of... well, stroke it to get it stop moving and settle firmly on the shelf.

Derek managed to keep quiet until Jamie almost had it steady, but his friend burst out into a loud bark of laughter and Jamie jumped, knocking the thing over again.

He glared, but Derek was unapologetic. “Dude, you were giving it a hand job.”